I Have Earned the Right to Shout at My Television

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In addition to this catholic list, my artistic venom is reserved for the wall-to-wall music that now accompanies every news item, all trailers and channel identification logos (remember the weird red mob standing in a swamp practising shadow boxing? Others now wrestle with kites or else fit a piece of a plastic moon into place.

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I Have Earned the Right to Shout at My Television

My wife tells me that my present state reminds her of the famous Thurber cartoon of a woman crouched on top of a wardrobe with the watching man captioned as saying: 'For ten years I've known peace with you, Mildred, and now you say you're going mad.' If you substitute the genders, and the fact we have been together more th...

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