Summary
I was joined for supper by a man who you could tell was a lorry driver just by looking at him. '[Gary Glitter], this is [Ralph]. Ralph, Gary. Ralph's another bloody cockney come up here to take our jobs as if we've got plenty to spare for ourselves, Gary. Enjoy your meals.' When she went away, I said to Gary, Tm not a cockney; I wasn't born within the sound of EastEnders. I'm from Essex.' And Gary said, 'And my name's Geoff, not Gary.
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Identity Crisis
Every hotel in town was full. I was directed to a country club on the outskirts, also full. The receptionist at the country club had an idea, though. She rang the town-centre pub and B&B where they 'put' their trainee che...
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