There Are More Ways Than One to Decommission a Cat

Spectator, The; London › July 29, 2009

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The whole business has begun to exercise me even more than usual because I am about to move house - to a place with a larger garden than the one I enjoy at present. And so the battle with the cats will be rejoined on an epic scale. What I intend to do now is share with you some of the legal and less legal methods I have devised in the past in order to keep my garden free of these infernal animals.

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There Are More Ways Than One to Decommission a Cat

There is one pressing and even crucial issue which successive governments have refused to address, perhaps through a failure of political will, or simply out of cowardice. And yet not a day goes by without all of us asking the same question: what on earth shall we do about all the cats? They are self-evidently a problem more injur...

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