Summary
By some fluke I am in the 'friends and family' section of the amphitheatre, only a few feet away from Dick Cheney, and can monitor the star's reception closely. Every time Arnie mentions some key state such as Ohio or Pennsylvania the crowd seethes around that state's name-standard and Mexican-waves its approval, and there is one man behind me literally screaming 'Arnold!', as if the former bodybuilder were treading on his corns.
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Way to Go, Dubya
New York
Come off it, I am thinking to myself. The last time I saw Tuesday night's Republican keynote speaker was only a week ago. I was lying comatose on a motel bed in North Carolina, flipping from channel to channel, and he arrived, starkers, in a Plexiglass bubble from space. As I recall, he then changed his batteries by carving a hole in his thorax, destroyed much of downtown Los Angeles with a runaway crane and narrowly failed to avert the annihilation of the earth.It is hard to take a politician seriously when his undraped form has been likened to a condom stuffed with walnuts, and when most of h...See the full content of this document
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